No longer a comedy blog. Now barely a blog.
I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one
IT LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE THAT LEADS INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD
Tomorrow I graduate. In all likelihood at least one picture taken will be used at my funeral to remember me. Tomorrow I pose for my funeral.
Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:
Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh
agafsjdka
Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh
Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh
The above examples are valid
Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:
Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe
Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu
Itpyuye
Ncmvbb
You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash
I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD
It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous
“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail
thank you for coming to this TED talk
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have
You’re lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good.
but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him
breakfast
lunch
dinner
dessert
cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho
has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at
i completely understand
I completely understand this
I think I just experienced asmr from looking at these
i fucking used to chew those colorful clear shits
dear lord
Oh my god I remember
Um you forgot the snacks
shit you right
And those little fucking coloured dogs, what are the dogs called FUCK they helped with numbers and came with huge fucking books they are midnight snacks
